travellingtimeandspaceinabluebox:

 

BUT HOLY SHIT IT’S A WEEPING ANGEL. JOHN DON’T BLINK. WHATEVER YOU DO. DON’T BLINK..

spiffyrock21:

“i don’t hate homosexuals, i just don’t think that they should—”

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

santanadelrey:

i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets

and my personal favorite